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What's Up Broadway?


Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
    get to the bottom. (submitted by Wallace)

Why did the whale cross the road?
   get to the other tide!

How much money does a skunk have?
Which state in the United States has the smallest beverage?
                                          ... Mini-Soda  (aka Minnesota)

How are stars like false teeth?
   ...they both come out at night.

What do you call Ninja shoes?
               Sneakers (submitted by Santi)

What flies around the school at night?
          ... the Alpha-Bat (submitted by Sheldon and Anabelle)

Why did the kid cross the playground?
 get to the other slide  (submitted by Matthew and Rachael)